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'Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2022…

(With prolific apologies to the estate of Clement Clark Moore)

Back in the day, I used to write a satirical version of this childhood yuletide classic to my newsletter subscribers.  Somewhere arou...

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Make Bethlehem Great Again!

Every year around Christmas, I hear people imploring others to remember, “the reason for the season.”  (It’s almost as if they’re suggesting there is an alternate purpose than getting a new H...

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Have a Merry Selfish Christmas

One of the most controversial chapters in Risky Is the New Safe is the one titled, “Selfishness is the New Altruism.”  Once people read it, they understand that it is really about enlightened sel...

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The Night Before Christmas, 2011

Well kids, it’s that time of year again.  For what started as a lark, and has now turned into an annual competition for fame and fortune:  My annual “Night Before Christmas” contest. (more&hel...

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Jesus Is Coming - And He Looks Pissed

To celebrate my Christmas morning, I rode my bike along the chain of islands on the Venetian Causeway.  I stopped afterward at the park, and just laid on the ground, sucking a blade of grass, taking ...

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The Night Before Christmas, 2008

Ok so this is year five or six in my tradition of butchering the traditional Christmas classic.  But since we now have the technology of the blog at our disposal, I have a great idea!  Since my skil...

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